Lalinator 5.H0
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Lalinator 5.H0
UNIQUE UNTRADABLE UNSELLABLE
“It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you have been lali-ho'd.
Use item to acquire the Lalinator 5.H0 minion.
— In-game description
Acquisition
- Purchased from Mizutt in Lakeland (x9.4,y13.1) for 8 Hammered Frogment
Description
Summon your Lalinator 5.H0 minion. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you have been lali-ho'd.
Wishing to improve his lackluster lali-hoing, Ronitt created this automaton in secret to be his practice partner. Boasting precision movement and powered by dwarven ethanol, it performs rousing lali-hos the equal of any dwarf worth his ale.
A “lali-ho” gets a “lali-ho,” you hear? - Giott