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*Speak with [[Szel Guanleu]]. | *Speak with [[Szel Guanleu]]. | ||
*Deliver the [[pungent sack]] to [[Astrille]]. | *Deliver the [[Pungent Sack|pungent sack]] to [[Astrille]]. | ||
*Deliver the [[bag of feed vegetables]] to [[Szel Guanleu]]. | *Deliver the [[Feed Vegetables|bag of feed vegetables]] to [[Szel Guanleu]]. | ||
==Journal== | ==Journal== | ||
*Szel Guanleu looks at you. And you look at him. And he looks at you. And you look at him. You should probably ask what he wants. | *Szel Guanleu looks at you. And you look at him. And he looks at you. And you look at him. You should probably ask what he wants. | ||
== | ==Dialogue== | ||
??? | ===Accepting the Quest=== | ||
'''Szel Guanleu:''' That you have come here, and gaze at me with such bright and eager eyes... It can only mean one thing. You, you [madam/sir], are an aspiring breeder! | |||
'''Szel Guanleu:''' No need to be embarrassed! It is perfectly natural to take an interest in the mating habits of livestock. But those secrets are not for the uninitiated, I'm afraid! You will need to start with the basics─and that means cleaning the stables! | |||
'''(Optional)''' | |||
'''Szel Guanleu:''' Come, now─you cannot balk at getting your hands dirty if you are to be a proper livestock breeder! | |||
===Speaking with Szel Guanleu=== | |||
'''Szel Guanleu:''' That's the spirit! Now, take this pungent sack! It's for Astrille over in Sweetsieve. | |||
'''(Optional)''' | |||
'''Szel Guanleu:''' Off you trot! | |||
===Delivering the pungent sack to Astrille=== | |||
'''Astrille:''' Hello there! Has anyone ever told you that you smell of fertilizer? | |||
'''''<Hand Over Pungent Fertilizer>''''' | |||
'''Astrille:''' Ah, that explains that, then. Thank you! Without such rich fertilizer as this, we'd never be able to grow the quantity of vegetables that we do. | |||
'''Astrille:''' I usually provide Szel Guanleu with produce in return... Would you mind taking it to him? | |||
'''Astrille:''' Hopefully the bag isn't too heavy. It's full of root vegetables and the like for the animals, and they do eat quite a bit... | |||
'''(Optional)''' | |||
'''Astrille:''' I hope you don't feel too put-upon by my asking you to deliver the vegetables for me...though I'd wager that you're mainly relieved it's not more dung. | |||
===Delivering the bag of feed vegetables to Szel Guanleu=== | |||
'''Szel Guanleu:''' You're back!? | |||
'''''<Hand Over Feed Vegetables>''''' | |||
'''Szel Guanleu:''' And you brought me vegetables! My, you are helplessly industrious, aren't you? | |||
'''Szel Guanleu:''' At this point, I should probably confess that I never actually mistook you for an aspiring breeder. I was joking! But to my complete shock, you did what I asked. So then I thought to myself, surely [she'll/he'll] catch on if I try to hand over a literal sack of shite, but... | |||
'''Szel Guanleu:''' The point is, I got carried away. I apologize. Please, take this as payment for your efforts. |
Latest revision as of 22:24, 23 November 2024
A Dirty Trick
- Quest giver
- Szel Guanleu
- Location
- The Crystarium (X:8.6, Y:9.0)
- Level
- 70
- Required items
- 1 Pungent Sack
1 Feed Vegetables - Experience
- 54,000-57,240
- Gil
- 752
- Previous quest
- Travelers of Norvrandt
- Patch
- 5.0
“Szel Guanleu looks at you. And you look at him. And he looks at you. And you look at him. You should probably ask what he wants.
— In-game description
Steps
- Clean the rookery.
- Speak with Szel Guanleu.
- Deliver the pungent sack to Astrille.
- Deliver the bag of feed vegetables to Szel Guanleu.
Journal
- Szel Guanleu looks at you. And you look at him. And he looks at you. And you look at him. You should probably ask what he wants.
Dialogue
Accepting the Quest
Szel Guanleu: That you have come here, and gaze at me with such bright and eager eyes... It can only mean one thing. You, you [madam/sir], are an aspiring breeder! Szel Guanleu: No need to be embarrassed! It is perfectly natural to take an interest in the mating habits of livestock. But those secrets are not for the uninitiated, I'm afraid! You will need to start with the basics─and that means cleaning the stables! (Optional) Szel Guanleu: Come, now─you cannot balk at getting your hands dirty if you are to be a proper livestock breeder!
Speaking with Szel Guanleu
Szel Guanleu: That's the spirit! Now, take this pungent sack! It's for Astrille over in Sweetsieve. (Optional) Szel Guanleu: Off you trot!
Delivering the pungent sack to Astrille
Astrille: Hello there! Has anyone ever told you that you smell of fertilizer? <Hand Over Pungent Fertilizer> Astrille: Ah, that explains that, then. Thank you! Without such rich fertilizer as this, we'd never be able to grow the quantity of vegetables that we do. Astrille: I usually provide Szel Guanleu with produce in return... Would you mind taking it to him? Astrille: Hopefully the bag isn't too heavy. It's full of root vegetables and the like for the animals, and they do eat quite a bit... (Optional) Astrille: I hope you don't feel too put-upon by my asking you to deliver the vegetables for me...though I'd wager that you're mainly relieved it's not more dung.
Delivering the bag of feed vegetables to Szel Guanleu
Szel Guanleu: You're back!? <Hand Over Feed Vegetables> Szel Guanleu: And you brought me vegetables! My, you are helplessly industrious, aren't you? Szel Guanleu: At this point, I should probably confess that I never actually mistook you for an aspiring breeder. I was joking! But to my complete shock, you did what I asked. So then I thought to myself, surely [she'll/he'll] catch on if I try to hand over a literal sack of shite, but... Szel Guanleu: The point is, I got carried away. I apologize. Please, take this as payment for your efforts.