Of Errant Epistles

Of Errant Epistles

Quest giver

Klynthota

Location

Mor Dhona (X:30.4, Y:13.7)

Quest line

Delivery Moogle Quests

Level

50

Required quest

The Ultimate Weapon

Experience

 0

Gil

 658

Next quest

A Debt Unpaid

Patch

2.3

Links

EDB GT

“

Klynthota tires of having the possessions of others foisted upon her.

— In-game description

Rewards

Unlocks

•   The Postmoogle Always Rings Twice

Steps

• Deliver the letter to Ryssfloh in Limsa Lominsa.

Journal

• Klynthota tires of having the possessions of others foisted upon her.

• A careless moogle has mistakenly delivered to Klynthota a letter intended for her brother. Resolve the mess by redirecting the missive to Ryssfloh, a guard stationed at the Octant in Limsa Lominsa.

• As Ryssfloh thanks you for your kindness, the delivery moogle responsible for the confusion appears, offering a profuse apology. It would seem that the burgeoning adventurer population has brought about an influx of letters, far too many to be properly delivered by the paws of moogles alone. Recognizing your talents, he offers to initiate you into their ranks. With the furry courier not likely to take no for an answer, you resolve to make the most of your new career as a delivery Hyur/Elezen/Lalafell/Miqo'te/Roegadyn/Au Ra/Hrothgar/Viera.

Dialogue

Accepting the Quest

Klynthota: Seven hells, are those bloody furballs blind? Skarnfrusksyn, not Skarnfruskwyn—it's writ clear as day!
Klynthota: ...Ahem, pardon me. The moogle meant no harm, I'm sure, but this marks the third time this past fortnight I've found myself in possession of a delivery intended for another.
Klynthota: I do not expect all moogles to be well versed in Roegadyn naming conventions. But when they are unsure of the intended recipient, could they at least have the courtesy to ask before dumping it off and flitting away unseen?
Klynthota: Look closely, here: this missive is clearly marked for my brother, Ryssfloh Skarnfrusksyn. He makes his home in Limsa, and serves on guard duty at the Octant more often than not.
Klynthota: I've a mind to send this letter right back where it came from, but my confidence in those furballs wears thin. Aye, put my trust in them, and I'd not be surprised to see the letter end up in the hands of Hyllfyr himself!
Klynthota: Perhaps you could deliver this letter to Ryssfloh the next time your travels take you to Limsa? And tell him that though his sister would never think of reading his mail, she thinks he could do much better for himself than some vapid tavern wench.

Delivering the letter to Ryssfloh in Limsa Lominsa (Cutscene)

Ryssfloh: If you're lost, you'd best get found—and quickly. The streets of Limsa aren't known to be kind to lubbers and loiterers.
<Hand Over Letter to Ryssfloh>

Cutscene Start

Ryssfloh: A letter for me, delivered to my sister of all people!? Well, isn't that just bloody brilliant! Perhaps next time those bloody furballs could just forward all of my personal correspondence to the Admiral herself—I daresay the consequences would be less dire.

???: A hundred, a thousand—no, a hundred thousand apologies, my good sir!
Delivery Moogle: I am most profusely, profoundly sorry for the terrible inconvenience I have caused. You may rest assured that the offending moogle has been flogged several times with a large harbor herring as due punishment for his negligence. Kupo-ow-ow... 
Delivery Moogle: You have my word that we delivery moogles shall redouble—retriple, even!—our efforts to ensure that no precious parcel or missive ever again goes astray. Behold, for I shall now perform for you the moogle dance of inimitable integrity!

Ryssfloh: Settle your wings, my moogle friend—I don't believe that will be necessary. And by that I mean, for the love of the gods, just…don't.
Ryssfloh: Wait a bleedin' minute...am I to believe I'm talkin' to a moogle? In the flesh!? Well, if this isn't a rare occasion! Har har!
Ryssfloh: ...And Llymlaen take me if you aren't a cute little bugger! Just moments ago, I'd half a mind to wring the incompetent courier's neck—but I'm not so petty a man as to vent my frustrations on a defenseless ball of fur.
Ryssfloh: 'Sides, how can I hold it against you? What with the population of the realm burgeoning of late, I'd be lyin' if I said I myself didn't have trouble keeping names and faces straight.
Ryssfloh: Anyroad, what's–her–face/what's-his-face here was kind enough to deliver my letter, and I have your word that no more mistakes will be made. As far as I'm concerned, this is all water under the bridge.

Delivery Moogle: Oh, you are too kind—the kindest, good sir! As for you, my adventuring friend, I daresay you would make a superlative delivery [Race] if you put your mind to it.
Delivery Moogle: Traveling to far-flung lands, rekindling old friendships and cultivating new ones, staying abreast of the latest happenings in the realm... Why, if there's a more fulfilling career to be had, I know not of it! So, what say you, kupo?

< Do you want to be a delivery [Race], kupo? >
< Yes >
< No >

< Yes >
Delivery Moogle: Now that's the spirit! In recognition of your efforts on behalf of our friend Ryssfloh, I hereby waive the stringent screening examination typically administered to those who would join our ranks. Welcome aboard!

< No >
Delivery Moogle: Splendid answer! You did say yes, right? My ears are covered with fur, you see. Anyhow! In recognition of your efforts on behalf of our friend Ryssfloh, I hereby waive the stringent screening examination typically administered to those who would join our ranks. Welcome aboard!

(Both)
Deputy Postmoogle: I am the deputy postmoogle in charge of tutelage and training—in other words, your superior. As such, you will address me with due respect and follow each and every one of my instructions to the letter, no pun intended. Are we understood, kupo?
Deputy Postmoogle: Of course we are! Now, allow me to explain your duties. When you see me floating about in the vicinity of where we now stand, you may take this as a sign I have one or more letters that I cannot be bother—er, that I have deemed suitable for your training.
Deputy Postmoogle: Approach me and declare your readiness for the task, and I will entrust one of said letters to you, along with directions for its delivery. And so your journey begins, kupo!
Deputy Postmoogle: Mind you, until you prove yourself, I will be overseeing all your deliveries to ensure that you do not shirk or slack in your duties. Not that a dutiful delivery [Race] like you would even consider such a thing, yes?

Carrier Unlocked
System: You are now able to undertake delivery quests. To review available quests and accept an assignment, speak with the deputy postmoogle at the Octant. 
System: Upon accepting the quest, you will be entrusted with a letter or package addressed to a prominent Eorzean. Deliver it with swiftness and accuracy, and earn a name for yourself as one of the most trusted carriers in the realm!